= the emails part 3=

this is Oxford's latest defination of some words; to which, i cannot agree any further.

B
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

C
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire atone end & a fool on the other.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decidethat nothing can be done together.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

D
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

E
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Experience : The name people give to their mistakes.

F
Father : A banker provided by nature.

M
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

O
Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

P
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

S
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Y
Yawn : The only time some people ever get to open their mouth.