Pet Peeve #11Poor command of English.
And people just trying sooo hard to not try at all and cheat at it. Guuurl, you were THAT obvious.
Please. Don't bother trying to push yourself. You just sound like an idiot (really. Though forgive for my bluntness) Instead, converse in simple english, with simple vocabulary and grammar.
Which leads me to Pet Peeve #12
Pretentious people. Nuff said.
Ps: Get back to the basics, understand how the basics work and work from there.
Succesful writers dont use big words or sentence structure. Shakespeare's the exception though.